trackerati.com gets to the bottom of the Segway fiasco
trackerati: How are you liking your new digs in Outer Mongolia?
Segman: Well, I didn’t know it was possible to get here so fast!
trackerati: We didn’t know there still was a Chinese Gulag.
Segman: There wasn’t! They made one just for me.
trackerati: How long do you expect to stay?
Segman: How long have you got?
trackerati: That’s not the question. How long have you got?
Segman: (blank stare)
trackerati: So, why did you take out Bolt?
Segman: I was just trying to get a great pic of him.
trackerati: Did you?
Segman: It’s a lovely photo, really, except his feet are in the air.
trackerati: If only you had knocked over Justin Gatlin instead, The Guardian would have paid for your new life in Great Britain.
Segman: So that’s who was screaming at me saying I hit the wrong guy!
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